It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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