Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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