Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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