I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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