CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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