i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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