And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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