Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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