But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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