That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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