That's intense
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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