I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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