): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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