Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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