piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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