ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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