she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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