Fine. I'll sleep in my office
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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