if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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