If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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