You made me cry and you don't even care
He uses pillows to masturbate.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
