i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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