i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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