So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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