Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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