do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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