How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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