he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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