so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Don't tell me you're on acid again
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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