I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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