Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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