6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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