sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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