i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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