This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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