This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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