Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
