It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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