how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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