dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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