He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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