Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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