There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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