After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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