I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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