...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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