This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
