Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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