i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
ttyl tear gas
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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