Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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